cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off


"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education." “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly."Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred."Definitely," said George.

"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."
“Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or what the story was called. Sometimes you’ll forget precisely what happened, but if a story touches you it will stay with you, haunting the places in your mind that you rarely ever visit.
Neil Gaiman (via impetrate)