fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.
Anonymous;
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.

So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”

And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.

Neil Gaiman on flirting with / seducing writers (via illfightyourdemons)

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

acidexpress:

make it stop

acidexpress:

make it stop

polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Gatekeepers cottage all covered in Green Boston ivy, Sandwell, England. 
All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Gatekeepers cottage all covered in Green Boston ivy, Sandwell, England. 

All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch