geniusbillionairesassmaster:

wholocked-john-out:

buttastic:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#moment of horrified silence

are you trying to say christopher columbus had sex with a llama